PurpleIlluzion

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after harlots because you'll only end up with a frying pan in your left breast." I never quite understood his advice until one 4/20, I was gardening with my best friend Shaniqua. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was moist and spooky sounds came from deep within. Shaniqua saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a slumpy surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Ke$ha, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "ERMAHGERD!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly booty popped. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 sagbags. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.

A young woman named Lah-Quondi$zhaq loved making art, and practiced krumpin' all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical Poptarts, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Ghetto, and a portrait of Whoopi Goldberg that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby pushup bra for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in krumpin' t